So. As far as dating, I don't. It just doesn't happen, and that's okay.
Lucy, however, has decided that she wants a Dad around. She has very specific ideas: "I think his name might be... Cutie-Pie. Yes, Cutie-Pie Northcutt! That sounds so GOOD! And he works at the Seminary." This is good, as I now have specifics to keep my eye out for. As soon as I meet a guy named Cutie-Pie, DIBS! He's all mine.
Also, the other day I looked down at myself and realized that perhaps, my daughter was subconsciously trying to make it happen. I had a sticker that looks like a banner placed on my hip that said "Party!" and another that was a conversation heart sticker that said "Text Me". I don't know what kind of guy she thinks Cutie-Pie is, though, because apparently we're advertising that I have a party in my pants, and the location of the heart sticker was, ahem, strategic. I don't think they'll go for that at the Seminary.
Lucy, however, has decided that she wants a Dad around. She has very specific ideas: "I think his name might be... Cutie-Pie. Yes, Cutie-Pie Northcutt! That sounds so GOOD! And he works at the Seminary." This is good, as I now have specifics to keep my eye out for. As soon as I meet a guy named Cutie-Pie, DIBS! He's all mine.
Also, the other day I looked down at myself and realized that perhaps, my daughter was subconsciously trying to make it happen. I had a sticker that looks like a banner placed on my hip that said "Party!" and another that was a conversation heart sticker that said "Text Me". I don't know what kind of guy she thinks Cutie-Pie is, though, because apparently we're advertising that I have a party in my pants, and the location of the heart sticker was, ahem, strategic. I don't think they'll go for that at the Seminary.
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